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I’m sorry I just can’t take people seriously when you get that upset over a project that is basically wish fulfillment for PoC who fail to get decent any representation.
So yes, I will be a condescending arsehole to those people. I will be a bitch. I will be rude, passive aggressive, annoying…
As a White Person. I am sick to death of white people in films. FILMS HAVE MADE ME BORED OF WHITE PEOPLE!
Favourite tips and tricks from "Needing Ana/Mia"
2. Drink ice cold water. Your body will burn calories just getting the water to a normal temperature to digest. Also it is great for your complexion.
3. Drink 3 cups of green tea daily. It will help boost your metabolism, plus its…
No, stop it, this is very bad for you.
I saw this and it only previews the first 2 so I looked on it and with the first few I was like.
"Well, they’re not ideal but they seem fair suggestions." so I read the rest…
11… “okay… so not constantly but yeah that works…”
13… “Huh well… thats uh… gross”
14… “… Keep your hair in good condition so no one will suspect anything… SO NO ONE WILL SUSPECT ANYTHING that’s quite unsettling.”
15. “Wait now, thats not a good idea…”
And it just gets worse from there.
Jesus christ this is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. It’s like a guide on how to psychologically torture yourself.
Me and a friend while watching Joseph and his Technicolor dreamcoat:
Chris: It’s donny osmond jesus!
Vonnie: well not quite… he existed long before Jesus was born
Chris: Don’t talk down to me. You think I don’t know donny osmonds been around longer than jesus?
Whenever people talk about bad representation of women in Disney’s Snow white I’m all like; Dude, it’s 77 years old, if it were a person it would be your racist old grandmother.
"I am interested in entertaining people, in bringing pleasure, particularly laughter, to others, rather than being concerned with ‘expressing’ myself with obscure creative impressions." - Walt Disney
I’d give anything to be half the businessman he was.
No Disney Stop. I’m mad at you!
Fuck you and your beautiful fucking film. With indina Menzel singing beautifully! And your beautiful fucking snow animation! LET ME BE MAD! YOU RUINED MY DREAMS!
Shit I’m going to have to see frozen. You win this round Disney… they always win…
This is a simple motion-diagram thing I made when talking about animation to non-animators.
Great visualization for people learning animation. All these different sequences are the same length, just approached differently.
Eeeee Timing/spacing in animation makes me happy. I don’t know why.
Deviantart’s watermarks annoy the hell out of me. I understand you don’t want people to “steal” your fanart, but putting a giant gray blob in the middle of your picture makes it impossible for me to enjoy.
Then buy a copy of the artwork. simple. dont complain when you haven’t paid for anything.